Skyman came to the door..

Skyman: This isn't a trick question, everyone always thinks it's a trick question. Have you got a tv?

Me: No

Skyman: Right, well, what I can do for you is.. No it's not a trick question, have you got a tv?

Me: No

Skyman: Right, well, what I can do for you is.. you don't have a tv?

Me: No

Skyman: Right, well, do you have phone and internet?

Me: Yes

Skyman: Right, well, what I can do for you is phone, internet and tv. Are you gonna get a tv?

Me: No

Skyman: *Fiddles nervously with pen

Me: *Looks bemused

Skyman: Woops, that's my pen, I'll just go and pick that up

Me: *Trying not to giggle

Skyman: Well I can do phone, internet and tv..

Me: We don't want a tv

Skyman: Are you happy with your current service?

Me: We don't have a tv

Skyman: Right, well, what I can do is phone, internet and tv for you

Me: We don't want a tv

And so on and so forth.