Friday, August 24, 2007 - Jokes what I wrote

Jokes what I wrote

Zoo jokes

A man goes to a zoo. All that is there is a dog. It was a shitzu.

A man goes to a zoo. All that is there is some empty crisp packets and an empty can of coke. It was a rubbish zoo.

A man goes to a zoo. All that is there some empty crisp packets and an empty can of coke, all covered in blood. It was a bloody rubbish zoo.

A man goes to a zoo. All that was there was a woman wearing a jet pack landing int he fountain. It was a zoo-land-her.

A man goes to a zoo. All that was there was a toilet. It was a zoo-loo.

A man goes to a zoo. All that was there was a pair of hands doing a chopping action. It was a hcop-zoo-ey.

A man goes to a zoo. All that is there is a tesco's. It was a zoo-permarket.

A man goes to a zoo. All that is there is a man in a cape. It was a zoo-perman.

A man goes to a zoo. All that is there is a very large weight playing a guitar. It was a zoo-tonne.

A man goes to a zoo. All that is there is a bulbous little car in a cage. it was a ka-zoo.